Later went on to star in a bunch of shitty children's games and form the most successful spin-off franchise in history. Mario was not injured that much, because he always hits shit with his head. However, Mario, still mad as fun that DK had his girl,captured him, stuffing him in an authentic cage that was actually a prop used in King Kong, and through a funny case of "Like father, like son", Donkey Kong Jr.
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Was outraged, and he blasted outta that dump, only to find his baby at a construction site, and through a funny series of ups trying to climb it, he finally rescued him. He had learned that one of the boi's he had screwed, a dumb blonde, had given birth to a gorilla, complete with a shirt that says "J", through the news. Donkey Kong fell a long way, until he crashed directly on his head, causing major brain injuries and massive damage.Īfter weeks in the hospital, the unconscious ape finally woke up. Mario finallyĭestroyed all those construction workers' hard work and collapsed the building-in-progress. Mario had to climb the 100m tower to stop DK and get the girl, all while DK was throwing barrels of unknown substance at him. He, learning from his father, a 22-foot gorilla, then decided to climb atop a building, only this time, it was not even finished. DK became furious, getting bent on destroying all money, finally landing on Pauline (literally). Mario also didn't have any bananas, instead deciding to spend his money on more mushrooms. The problem was that Mario earned Money, the exact opposite of the Banana, and the worldwideĬurrency is NOT the banana (yet). Pauline suggested that Mario should become a carpenter (they were gettin' broke, after all, because to Mario's first job, cooking, landed him in prison after customers had hallucinations due to the special "Mushrooms" he put in their food.ĭonkey Kong would only let a real home for him be, uh, carpented by Mario if he got paid, with bananas of course. He thought it was King Kong, thus making him shit his pants, because he thought it was King Kong, right there, in the living fur, standing there, in a cage. Pauline, being the blindhead that she is, thought that it was a donkey while Mario, being one of those Italians who's a fan of King Kong, thought it was King Kong in the flesh. One day, when Mario "Jumpman" Mario and his girlfriend Pauline were walking along, visiting the zoo, they saw an angry ape.
Rool play what fans called "Ping Pong" with a new ball- Diddy Kong. Next he stared in Donkey and Pong Country where he and King K. He first appeared in the Donkey and Pong shames as one of the playable guys.
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He had once battled Little Mac for the title but like all the other fighters, got beaten up. He enjoys smelling various things and breathing Oxygen.
DK became blind, and couldn't see, so he got a guide dog. This Kirby had beaten him up and ruined his eyes so they turned red. DK is responsible for making a live Kirby. Donkey Kong is a mix between a donkey and king kong For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Donkey Kong.ĭonkey Kong also known as "Expand Dong" is an overgrown mario cookie that hates his arms, so he expanded his dong to cover them up.
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